February 2012
346 posts
6. Useless as tits on a boar.
shelbywordsareawesome:
Useless as tits on a boar
Explanation: A boar is male, and there for cannot bear offspring and does not need tits with which to feed them.
Used in a sentence: People say Bob is as useless as tits on a boar, but I disagree; he makes a great doorstop.
4. Cluster Fuck
shelbywordsareawesome:
Cluster Fuck: (N) A crowded place, or a place with lots of traffic. Generally used to describe parking lots, rush hour, or the Atrium at noon.
See Also: Cluster Fucked: (V) Really Fucked Cluster Fuckery:(Adj.) Something confusing or annoying.
thecretinparadox:
Today is just that one day where I need someone to be here with me, because I just can’t take on the world alone right now.
You’re not alone, I’m a phone call away.
thecretinparadox:
theshelbyparadox:
thecretinparadox:
Today is going to take up a lot of space in my thought book…
What’s up sweetums?
I’l be ok…I hope
Do I need to use my Shelby powers on some people?
thecretinparadox:
Today is going to take up a lot of space in my thought book…
What’s up sweetums?
5. LAN Party
thecretinparadox:
shelbywordsareawesome:
Now also known as a Facebook Bash.
LAN Parties were made before Facebook even existed :-P
Really? Wow!!! I didn’t know that
5. LAN Party
shelbywordsareawesome:
Now also known as a Facebook Bash.
1.
shelbywordsareawesome:
Vexing: (most commonly refers to fandoms) When something or someone is being a dick/dick move and you love them anyway.
Sentence: Why must Moffat be so vexing.
2. Ambisextrious (Am-Bee-sex-tree-us)
shelbywordsareawesome:
Ambisextrious (N) A person who uses one hand for normal everyday things (writing, stirring, opening jars) and the other hand for sexual things.
3. Necrotittyphile (Neck-row-titty-file)
shelbywordsareawesome:
Necrotittyphile (N): A person who would become aroused watching my best friend smother me to death with her boobs.
agrafitejungle:
anorable:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
BUT SERIOUSLY...
FACT: Queerness is spread via skin contact. If...
agrafitejungle:
Welp Phoenix, ShelbyParadox, you are both now raging queers. Sorry bout that….
There are much worse things one could be :p
“I swear to god I will lose my mind if I hear the “sex sells” fallacy one more...”
– (via littlelightx)
Yes.
(via psdo)
um also there are pretty much only ever cispeople involved in these things ever and that’s poop
(via madziontist)
agrafitejungle:
icaughtthesnitch:
“Just when I think I can’t endure another moment, the werewolf boy takes off his shirt, and I forget my objections.” She gave him a mock stern glance. “At my age, John, I’ve earned the right to be shallow whenever I choose.”
Sweet Jesus, is Mrs. Hudson watching Twilight?!?
That kinda made my night
reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
agrafitejungle:
jumpingjacktrash:
fizzfrenchtoast:
idontwanttobeawaiter:
zillybooradley:
ponkopoo:
farawayconnections:
OH MY GOD NO WHY….
um
better than porn I guess
this makes me happy
sucks to be the guy who got anime porn
alrighty then.
*thumbs up*
noblethief:
First day with a blog. Now … what to write about?
Anything that strikes your fancy :)
My back can stop hurting now.
I don't care what your views on homosexuality...
agrafitejungle:
You DO NOT disrespect a soldier for their choice in partners. They are the ones out there defending your right to spew your hate, where you please, when you please. You don’t have to agree with their life choices. But they fight for YOUR freedom, they deserve your respect.
